BEING A Parent is NOT always what it seems !!!

A father passing by his daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. ......It was addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:


Dear Dad,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted

to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real p*ssion with Dennis and he is so nice-even with all his piercing, tattoos and his tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the p*ssion dad, he's got me pregnant and Dennis said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for him as he is so much older than I, he already owns a 4x4WD and camps in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Dennis taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing heaps of it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Dennis can get better; he sure deserves it !!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 16 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.


Your daughter,

Maddy xx


PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you ! Call when it is safe for me to come home.